Women's breasts, while they may seem nice and squishy like a bean bag or something, are not meant to be squeezed as hard as one might like. I know it's easy to just grab them and squeeze them and twist them around a bit, but you must remember that they are SENSITIVE! How would you like me to grab your junk that hard?
That's what I thought.
Because i'm sure your junk would be bruised like my boob is bruised and that is just no fun. Try explaining to people why you have fingerprints bruised onto your breast. It isn't easy. (Not as hard as explaining teeth marks, like I had to, one summer, but hard nonetheless.)
That is all I have. I am going to go and pretend to not be waiting for the phone to ring, again. :P