Drank a bottle of vodka at Jenn's...went to the bar...on the way, bumped into a security guard who was totally cute.
Had a couple doubles at the bar...walked over to a table with a couple at it, and started talking to them. Talked to them for a good twenty minutes. They took pictures of Jenn and I and said, "You guys are fucking hillarious." They laughed so hard they nearly peed.
We spanked some guys outside of the pub...one guy totally gave me that sexy eyed smile thing, and I would've pinned him up against the wall and shagged him on the spot, if Jenn hadn't have been making an ass of herself, while she spanked his friend.
Left the bar with the couple, who spilt when I bumped into someone I know.
Went from there, to the building Jenn lives in, where we bumped into the security guard. Jenn stole his hat, and grabbed his ass. He looked at me. He had that sexy look in his eyes, too, and I got the feeling he was hot for me, more than Jenn. I smoked about a half a pack of smokes outside while we chatted to him. Jenn excused herself because her ego was bruised, He had totally shafted her. While she was upstairs, he said that he could not hook up with her, listed the reasons and asked me to tell her.
When she came down, he was finally off duty and went to unload his stuff. We went upstairs and called me a cab. We came down, and he met us. I sat beside him, and put his arm over my shoulder, shared a smoke with me, and gave me his lighter. I know Jenn wanted him, so I tried my best not to hit on him. When I left, they exchanged numbers and I totally think they're gonna hook up. I was jealous and happy all at once.
I will still always have the fact that she spanked someone on Charlotte street, to hold against her. Also the ass-grabbing, shirt-undoing slirting she was doing with Mister Security Guard Dude.
I fucking love that chick. That is a good fucking night, eh ;)
Always Living A Dream
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