"There is a good view from here, actually. You can see the water tower, and that....tall thing over there...." -me
"Hi. Hey. Hey there. Hi. How's it going? Hey. Hey you! You're a rude motherfucker, you know that?" -me
"Wow, you're cute. I love a man in uniform..." -Jenn
"Can you blow in my eye? Just blow in my fucking eye." -Jenn, before asking a stranger at the next table to do it.
"I wish I could do that thing where you shake your booty." -me
"I drive a forklift...here's my license, incase you don't believe me." -dude
"Can I spank you?" -Jenn
"I'm really not allowed to mack on girls while i'm on duty." -guard
"I'm off in fifteen minutes." -guard
"Come meet us at McThirsty's. I'll be the girl wearing the tiara, and lei." -me
"Hallelujah! Preach it, Whoopi!" -me
"We're classy. Throw the ice on the floor and stomp on it, to break it up...and stir our drinks with our hands." -me
"It's supposed to be a penis, but he kept moving." -dude
I had a great night. A bottle of vodka can do wonders to the fun scale. Hookups, dancing, karaoke, spanking, swearing, and smoking make for a fantastic Saturday night...oh yeah, then I came home to a party at my place, where there was a cake with boobs on it, and a bunch of stoners passed out everywhere. Great night!