I bet you think you're pretty funny, coming in and plucking a bunch of random hairs out of my eyebrows, but newsflash: YOU ARE NOT! Not only am I trying to get my poor once bald head to grow back it's hair, now the eyebrows that I never lost during treatment are now vanishing in the night! NOT COOL, you theiving bastard! I am willing to pay $5 plus gas for you to deliver them unharmed. They probably look better on my face anyway. I am eagerly awaiting your reply.
Seriously though, what the fuck? I started noticing about last week that my eyebrows seemed a little thin. They are still there, so I don't look totally ridiculous, but they're thin and there isn't really enough hair to add much definition to my face. My mom keeps telling me to fill them in with an eyebrow pencil, but i'm not willing to do that yet. I don't want to be like those old ladies who have poorly drawn on eyebrows. I see the doc next week, and will ask him for eyebrow help! haha.
My eyebrows aren't the only thing i've lost. Since starting at the gym, i've lost several inches of icky excess fat. My boobs are getting smaller. They're still abnormally large, but tonight, I was admiring them in the mirror, and noticed that...oh look, they're at least a cup size smaller. My pants won't even stay up because of the inches lost, and um...my arms are starting to look pretty okay. They need lots more work to be perfect, though. My legs have always been lovely, so no change there.
Um...work is going swimmingly. I am pretty much getting paid to sit and watch DVDs at my desk, or listen to music and text friends. It's pretty okay.
I am planning a trip to Ireland to visit, in the winter, so am pretty stoked for that! Scotty made a comment about getting matching tattoos, and now he can't back out! haha. He doesn't know what he got himself into.
Um..what else? I think that's all i've got.
Eyebrow theif...i'll be waiting for your contact. Don't mess with me, or i'll bring the authorities into this, and they'll bust you and not only will you not get my $5, but you'll be having to serve some hard time if it's not your first offence (I somehow get the feeling it isn't. It doesn't look like the work of an ammateur.)